ok, wir wissen alle, dass man bei ebay den papst-golf verramschen kann, nutzlose sachen wie ein 100m w-lan kabel oder auch ungebrauchte fürze [von den peinlichen ablichtungen der gegenständen mit dem sich nackt spiegelnden versteig... verkäufern mal abgesehen], jetzt gibt es noch eine neue form von unterhaltung bei ebay:
geistesblitz
nicht, dass der artikel an sich witzig wäre, der verkäufer selber läuft zu höchstform auf, insbesondere in den fragen zu seinem artikel. ebay, marktplatz samt schwarzem brett!
10 Mai, 2006
07 Mai, 2006
what is it....
about these 'fancy' scrafs everybody [besides me and some other quotable guys] is wearing?
they make neither look smart, nor sexy or anything else..... just like somebody has told you to waer them!
i could tie my dirty sportsocks around my neck and call it fancy..... but i wouldn't!!!
they make neither look smart, nor sexy or anything else..... just like somebody has told you to waer them!
i could tie my dirty sportsocks around my neck and call it fancy..... but i wouldn't!!!
eurage
ok, it was horrible!
right from the start at the sceenic view right beneath the loreley we were washed! litterally and in every meaning.... over the next 5:34 hours my shoes were soaking wet, my feet started freezing.
my zootie and shirt dried several times but then again the got wet by the next wave. and nearly every wave crawled through our boat, over 100 km, too many to count!
but it still was rowing and it was fun! the sun screen was absolutely waterproof, otherwise i would have been washed AND burned. great temperatures [otherwise this water feast would have been something less to mention].
and after we finished i really REALLY wanted to shower to wash all the dirt of me and get dry!!! my feet looked like clown feet [or like the claws of a duck, really]. my hands were covered with blisters beneath the shrunken skin which looked like i've spent the whole day in the bath.
long story short, we all thought this was the worst race ever..... and we really thought they would have forgotten our time: until we were called to the stage, second place in the longest rhine race!
yeah, getting up at 5, cycling through the city to the rowing club, passing some drunksters downtown and some clubbers leaving the last 2 open clubs [nero and harpune, that is; i would prefer the last one], driving from d'dorf to neuwied, picking up the rest of the crew, driving to st. goar, looking for a loo, making fun of ourselfs, rowing, rowing, getting washed, rowing, burning, wave, rowing, swearing, rowing, getting washed, rowing, drinking..... retourining at home half past 9 pm.... it was worth it [and i got a t-shirt]!
right from the start at the sceenic view right beneath the loreley we were washed! litterally and in every meaning.... over the next 5:34 hours my shoes were soaking wet, my feet started freezing.
my zootie and shirt dried several times but then again the got wet by the next wave. and nearly every wave crawled through our boat, over 100 km, too many to count!
but it still was rowing and it was fun! the sun screen was absolutely waterproof, otherwise i would have been washed AND burned. great temperatures [otherwise this water feast would have been something less to mention].
and after we finished i really REALLY wanted to shower to wash all the dirt of me and get dry!!! my feet looked like clown feet [or like the claws of a duck, really]. my hands were covered with blisters beneath the shrunken skin which looked like i've spent the whole day in the bath.
long story short, we all thought this was the worst race ever..... and we really thought they would have forgotten our time: until we were called to the stage, second place in the longest rhine race!
yeah, getting up at 5, cycling through the city to the rowing club, passing some drunksters downtown and some clubbers leaving the last 2 open clubs [nero and harpune, that is; i would prefer the last one], driving from d'dorf to neuwied, picking up the rest of the crew, driving to st. goar, looking for a loo, making fun of ourselfs, rowing, rowing, getting washed, rowing, burning, wave, rowing, swearing, rowing, getting washed, rowing, drinking..... retourining at home half past 9 pm.... it was worth it [and i got a t-shirt]!
04 Mai, 2006
silent but deadly....
[over 160]
ok, it's no fun getting back from work with the best weather, a.k.a. the hottest day for this year and find out that your train back home is a) packed with people, b) transferred to a different city for some malfuncture of the direct route [dead bodies everywhere] c) therefor delayed by over 30 mins and d) even further packed with a school class of screaming girls returning from their field trip.
ok, it came all together plus this:
this dumb as f*ck woman next to me was putting their feet on the seat!!!
it's hot as hell, this train is packed by screaming girls in aisle and you bitch occupy this free seat with your feet? in sydney you get fined with 250 bucks, that's for sure and that's fair!
there were girls standing next to the seat and she didn't move her feet.... her mobile ringing, yawning, etc. but not offering this free seat to someone.
so, after 30 mins of travelling it's time for my justice.
we arrive at düsseldorf trainstation, she rise to leave her seat. no mrs, not this fast. i'm not moving my knees so there is no possible way to let her go. i stay in this position until the train stops. then i rise up, overlooking her by two head and blocking her way even more obvious.
then i let all the ppor children pass, 5 minutes, smiling and them knowing that mrs. dumbfuck is going mental behind me, trying to push me gentle.....
and then, in this hot hell of a sweated train, pushed by her, i farted......
ok, it's no fun getting back from work with the best weather, a.k.a. the hottest day for this year and find out that your train back home is a) packed with people, b) transferred to a different city for some malfuncture of the direct route [dead bodies everywhere] c) therefor delayed by over 30 mins and d) even further packed with a school class of screaming girls returning from their field trip.
ok, it came all together plus this:
this dumb as f*ck woman next to me was putting their feet on the seat!!!
it's hot as hell, this train is packed by screaming girls in aisle and you bitch occupy this free seat with your feet? in sydney you get fined with 250 bucks, that's for sure and that's fair!
there were girls standing next to the seat and she didn't move her feet.... her mobile ringing, yawning, etc. but not offering this free seat to someone.
so, after 30 mins of travelling it's time for my justice.
we arrive at düsseldorf trainstation, she rise to leave her seat. no mrs, not this fast. i'm not moving my knees so there is no possible way to let her go. i stay in this position until the train stops. then i rise up, overlooking her by two head and blocking her way even more obvious.
then i let all the ppor children pass, 5 minutes, smiling and them knowing that mrs. dumbfuck is going mental behind me, trying to push me gentle.....
and then, in this hot hell of a sweated train, pushed by her, i farted......
marathon, anyone?
for all those sissies outhere who were running the 42,5 km on sunday in düsseldorf, i'm doing 100 km in a rowingboat on sat-day....
02 Mai, 2006
projekt24 liederraten
like a childrens birthdayparty
and yep, that's me in the background in my favorite position of that evening: holding a bottle of beer and sipping from it everytime the camera hit me!
habe ich was verpasst?
zitat: also es war so ein konzert mit happening, so typisch düsseldorfer style....
also, ich hätte jetzt gerne postkarten mit diesem typischen düsseldorfer motiv drauf!
also, ich hätte jetzt gerne postkarten mit diesem typischen düsseldorfer motiv drauf!
WOW!!!that was nice
IMPORT-EXPORT
a mocie about 500 years of turkish - german history, great, nice, clever, interesting, funny! more from eren önsöz, please! and watch it when the movie comes to your town!
a mocie about 500 years of turkish - german history, great, nice, clever, interesting, funny! more from eren önsöz, please! and watch it when the movie comes to your town!
26 April, 2006
weekend pleasure
[over 160]
at one moment you find out that all those words about the class menace were true: he is compensating something.
late but finally i can proof this in one special case!
last sat-day i've been to a moving party where some well known primate skull appeared to me. he was battling on a microphone of a karaoke machine. promoting himself like hell, jumping up and down to some old tunes and sounding more like a fun fair announcer than a singer.
this misschief was a classmate of mine, untill he dropped out in 8th grade.
from then on nothing was heard from him. no trace on the internet, nothing from an employer from his sports club or an university.
and 13 years later you find out that he didn't develop AT ALL! nothing, no changes....
he somehow has been working as a soldier and now is looking for a job.
even my dad could remember his name and my mum was astouned that i didn't yell at him what i allways wanted to tell him... no nothing, in comparison to him i went to a humanistic high school! ifelt so much better within a second, surprisingly but true.
life is good, sometimes
[any connections to 'fettes brot' are just by coincidence, 'mike, du weisst schon!']
at one moment you find out that all those words about the class menace were true: he is compensating something.
late but finally i can proof this in one special case!
last sat-day i've been to a moving party where some well known primate skull appeared to me. he was battling on a microphone of a karaoke machine. promoting himself like hell, jumping up and down to some old tunes and sounding more like a fun fair announcer than a singer.
this misschief was a classmate of mine, untill he dropped out in 8th grade.
from then on nothing was heard from him. no trace on the internet, nothing from an employer from his sports club or an university.
and 13 years later you find out that he didn't develop AT ALL! nothing, no changes....
he somehow has been working as a soldier and now is looking for a job.
even my dad could remember his name and my mum was astouned that i didn't yell at him what i allways wanted to tell him... no nothing, in comparison to him i went to a humanistic high school! ifelt so much better within a second, surprisingly but true.
life is good, sometimes
[any connections to 'fettes brot' are just by coincidence, 'mike, du weisst schon!']
22 April, 2006
spring feelings anyone?
why i don't wear tighty whities?
because i love music with some balls....
[ok stupid male comment, butit#s spring finally and i've been riding my bike for in shorts and rowing in my new zootie for the first time this year!]
because i love music with some balls....
[ok stupid male comment, butit#s spring finally and i've been riding my bike for in shorts and rowing in my new zootie for the first time this year!]
17 April, 2006
Fun in Sydney
with a decent tan, a cold bottle of Tooheys new and wierd sounds from the telly [Australian Idol 2003]
10 April, 2006
bad day - good ending though
mondays aren't my worst day in generally.
but nowadays mondays are my days with the longest working hours and most appointments.
today it was crowned by a delay on my way back home for about an hour. i left home at 6:45 am and got back 8pm sharp!
but i got a reward for my strange way home: a beautiful impression of a wierd evening sky with some ugle backgrounds!
but nowadays mondays are my days with the longest working hours and most appointments.
today it was crowned by a delay on my way back home for about an hour. i left home at 6:45 am and got back 8pm sharp!
but i got a reward for my strange way home: a beautiful impression of a wierd evening sky with some ugle backgrounds!
07 April, 2006
on the .... older ... trip!
blow your horns and push up your lighters....
congo natty - champion dj
dillinja/capone - tudor rose
bass selective - blowout pt. II [yeah, wicked]
808 state - pacific [grooverider mix]
45 rollers - wolf
bassface sascha - perfect day [summer!!!]
danny breaks AK1200 - pronstar style
congo natty - champion dj
dillinja/capone - tudor rose
bass selective - blowout pt. II [yeah, wicked]
808 state - pacific [grooverider mix]
45 rollers - wolf
bassface sascha - perfect day [summer!!!]
danny breaks AK1200 - pronstar style
31 März, 2006
24 März, 2006
no, i can´t
resist it:
bad movie title leads to even worse porn flick title.
my suggestion is 'brokeback mountain' -> 'bareback riding mountain'
[no offense meant, please!]
bad movie title leads to even worse porn flick title.
my suggestion is 'brokeback mountain' -> 'bareback riding mountain'
[no offense meant, please!]
the worst about
self tanning:
YOU ALWAYS NOTICE IT!!!!
especially when in rainy germany.... sitting in a stinking tram.
YOU ALWAYS NOTICE IT!!!!
especially when in rainy germany.... sitting in a stinking tram.
want some new music for your mp3-player?
republish - byte it [tm] has some damn fine music files linked:
a roll deep crew mix tape hosted by logan sama
some berlin hiphop [i love the name 'boehse enkelz']
rootsman ragga mix....
a roll deep crew mix tape hosted by logan sama
some berlin hiphop [i love the name 'boehse enkelz']
rootsman ragga mix....
snatch, anyone?
after simple circuit training, 2 rowers sent to hospital [one dislocated shoulder and a torn ligament] i look like i had a barenuckle fight.....
18 März, 2006
just spent 105 € on a new saddle
may the lowlife who stole my saddle last sunday slip from my rotten old one and fall on a busy road!
if i´m lucky i might be the one to run him over with my bike....
it´s not for the money i spent but for the anger and the amount of time i needed to get a new one set!
if i´m lucky i might be the one to run him over with my bike....
it´s not for the money i spent but for the anger and the amount of time i needed to get a new one set!
life as a daddy
my friend bob finally moved his blog to a new space:
life as a daddy
[finally because you know can comment without selling your private info to microsoft for nothing ;)]
life as a daddy
[finally because you know can comment without selling your private info to microsoft for nothing ;)]
17 März, 2006
13 März, 2006
flingern! assich!
gestern abend, irgendwas zwischen 19:00-22:00h, wohngebiet.
welche blöde sau klaut mir bei minus 3 grad meinen ollen, verranzten specialised sattel samt stütze?
ich meine, das ding kriagt man nicht verkauft, ist selbst dann auch nichts wert und ich darf knappe 10 minuten stehend nach hause fahren. toll!
welche blöde sau klaut mir bei minus 3 grad meinen ollen, verranzten specialised sattel samt stütze?
ich meine, das ding kriagt man nicht verkauft, ist selbst dann auch nichts wert und ich darf knappe 10 minuten stehend nach hause fahren. toll!
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