10 November, 2007

australian beer ad

vomit bombs, but great ad:


[vie lifeasadaddy :D thanks to your friend!]

the first time this year

a few minutes ago i heard for the first time this year wham's last christmas [in a commercial for mobile ringtones]

some memories

of barcelona [while there is a mixture of snow and rain coming down outside]

after some really impressive human castels the teams celebrate by carrying the small ones like horses.

04 November, 2007

for a new asterix movie

did some rowing on my erg today while watching the quater final france v new zealand from the rugby world cup.....
sebastian chabal of the french equipe could be picked for the next real live motion picture of the asterix comic strips. and yes, he is a gaul!

pic bbc

pretty in pink?

why do they show the best and most interesting movies on sunday morning?

this time:
the breakfast club
[after jaques tati's "Les vacances de Monsieur Hulot" and "the royal tenenbaums"]

01 November, 2007

what????

job offer printed in germanys law report:


1250€ brutto? plus you have to wipe the old boss' arse?
they are loocking for a gerontic nurse with knowledge in law and offer just 1000 bucks in the pocket for this poor person..... ts, shame on you!

here's the text of this great offer [in case they remove the picture]:
Stellenangebot NJW vom 05.11.2007 (Heft 45)

Zukunftsplanung

Anwaltskanzlei Kübler & Kübler

Renommierte Bensheimer Anwaltskanzlei, zur Zeit zwei Anwälte, zwei Angestellte und eine freie Mitarbeiterin, sucht zwei Rechtsanwälte/Rechtsanwältinnen zur Fortsetzung und zum Ausbau der Kanzlei. Geboten wird zunächst ein Ein-Jahres-Vertrag, monatliches Brutto EUR 1.250,00. Es wird Unterstützung nicht nur in juristischen Fragen, sondern auch für persönliche Hilfestellungen des Senior-Chefs bei Berufs- und Krankenfahrten erwartet. Die Orientierung der Kanzlei liegt unter anderem im Bereich internationaler politischer und wirtschaftlicher Ausrichtung im asiatischen Bereich.

Bitte rufen Sie uns unter der Nr. 06251/XXXXXX an. Wir sind zu einem persönlichen Gespräch bereit

typical for halloween?

i got up and found out by reading the tv-program on the loo that vox was showing the royal tenenbaums from 6:20 am..... another reason to have a telly in the bedroom.
GREAT movie! great music for the morning after halloween, cold, misty....

19 Oktober, 2007

it's a good day

a) my erg arrived [that's really fast since i ordered it on tuesday]
b) we signed our contract for the new flat!
yupieh

17 Oktober, 2007

more erg videos

all with the same theme:
devotion to a dreadfull mashine


beach body 2009

after the devestating effect of yesterdays first circuit training and last weeks wheights training i actually finished a lontime thought and ordered me a concept 2 rowing erg.....

that's what it looks like and no, that's not me, but yes, it's in sydney, and yes; it's meant for indoor use ;)

09 Oktober, 2007

the beauty wihtin

why should i buy ski from gucci?
or why should someone buy coffey for more then 3 € when you can have a great cortado around the corner for just 1,20 €?
is there really need for a style-company to sweep the market with "sport glasses"?
why choose a poloshirt from the so called "designer" tommy hilfiger [he himself pronounced this title and picked the option for very unnatural looking teeth] when there a shorts from [for example] lacoste or fred perry, which have have prooven their style over decades?
why watch football/soccer when there is the rugby worldcup? [zero response in germany]
why listen to madonna when the "originators" as liam howlet from the prodigy refused to work with her / for her new album [his great words were " i could directly sell my soul to the devil"] or from jaques lu cont?

if anyone can answer one of these, besides the last question of course, drop a comment.

08 Oktober, 2007

good news everyone....

presented by "the hypno-toad"

05 Oktober, 2007

more rugby

something for the weekend

as i will be participating in the river rhine marathon, the rugby worldcup in france sports some great games.
here is what it looked like in 2003 in oz ;)
impressive, not to mess with:


by the way, the landlord agreed so that i might move in a couple of months

04 Oktober, 2007

more music

the great resource for some interesting music, weareie has found a great mix of some of the bigges tdancehall anthems that all appeared in some jungle tunes. go trainspotters, hush hush, name all the jungle tunes you can for each sample....
otherwise download the bloggariddims mixes. realy fun listening to..... best one for me ist the 'england story' with some hiphop/dNb/dubstep/grime all london based..

too bad

according to my last post here comes the news:
my future landlord tells the he is not renting the preffered flat to me because "he does not rent to lawyers".
i never experienced discrimination myself but this one is werth a law suit! just to piss of this guy and to tell him, when you`re going to be against a lawyer..... never tell him directly!

19 September, 2007

big thougths

i'm the best prostitute money can buy..... i'm lawyer...

the big K

could somebody please explain why fruit mueslie from the BIG cereal company with the big k has more calories than choclate mueslie?

12 September, 2007

woohoo

lawyer v. gravenreuth has been found guilty for fraud!
he plaided not guilty for strange reasons:
chaos at his own office
and leck of knowledge of the laws

[sidenote: gravenreuth is infamous for his "rude" behaviour against internetusers for several reasons]

31 August, 2007

italian genius

roberto saviano's dad:
what's a man with an university diploma without a gun?
an asshole with an university diploma!
what's a man with a gun without an university diploma?
an asshole with a gun!
what's a man with an university diploma and a gun?
a man!

[quotation: roberto saviano - gomorrha]

26 August, 2007

we need more cowbells!

fun... tonight 70 minutes of disco and 'saturday night fever' on arte.tv
here's the beastie boys version:

summer!

want to know what summer in ny might sound like?
masters at work [kenny 'dope' gonzales and little luis vega] with india - WORK

can be bought at beatport, but remember to check the 2002 original not the 2007 mix, my advise...

19 August, 2007

did i mention?

beatport.com is the first [and only] download-portal for music that works for me. offers reliable quality 320kbs mp3 oder m4a [ipod that is], a slick and functional interface, speed and most important: all the tracks you might have been looking for.
and it offers a good price policy [around 1,49€/1,99€ per track]: 20% goes directly to the artist

in example:
-underground resistance [UR chicago] 'nights of the jaguar' [never been released on cd, i have my vinyl but wanted to support the artists for their great song]
-heartthrob's newbe 'are u gay'
-qualifde! 'badman'

harpune closed

the best club in d'town is now closed [as well as unique, ego and so on] can't wait for the re-opening [and i really feel sorry that they have to leave the harbour; the rest is just rubbish there]
for you to know what an evening in the club looked like:
good music, booming soundsystem, nice people



the first song is a heartthrob remix of newbe 'are u gay'
downloadable at beatport.com

05 August, 2007

and it's there

the opening gag of the simpson's movie:

27 Juli, 2007

pre beachparty


last week
and one day to go!

21 Juli, 2007

15 Juli, 2007

you might want to know

what my last saturday looked like:

Kölner Stadtachter

siebter der herzen!












cox mit vorbereitungen, rauchen; einteileranprobe








mannschaft vorher....









mannschaft nachher!









verladen nach dem rennen












olympiasieger beim schrubben











mannschaft











verladen bei scheinwerferlicht











wolf auf dem podest









promenade








benno, frank, ines, simon, cox, stefan












no bigblades?









promenade

13 Juli, 2007

N.E.V.E.R.

never, never.... NEVER, absolutely never try fishsauce on its own!
you might need 2 liter of beverages to get rid of the taste.....
[i might try petroleum now, listerine?]